cooknut:

perchboo:

ebanji:

boys with pretty eyelashes

image

is that nash grier

ciggers:

My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

expansioned:

when i go to the bathroom at night, i look in the mirror and think: omg zombies are real

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disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(Source: disowns)

  • mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
  • me: eh okay... i got a B
  • hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
  • me: mom my hips are lying..
  • mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..